Guest Post: Caramac Kryptonite

Guest Post from RG:


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For some reason I was at the local fire station waiting for the bus, the bus arrived and everything was fine and dandy. All of a sudden the bus turned into one of those cooling towers and the driver carried on as normal. All of a sudden the bus was propelled into orbit via the steam within the cooling towers.

For some reason I was unable to move or speak, but I was watching Thundercats on my MP3 player, this may have some reasoning behind my paralized body. I then ended up in Birmingham, Me, Liz and some others from work were going to get a train to go to see Avatar at the cinema. We bought loads of provisions; this consisted of the basics, Coca cola, Caramac bars and space raiders. We were then running to the cinema to watch Avatar.

All of a sudden the cinema was transformed into the train station. We were running to the train station and we missed the train from the Birmingham NEC, so we run up some stairs and then all of a sudden a 100 statues came to life and started to attack us. The statues were similar to the blue guy from Watchmen. They were around a 100 metres high, grey statues and they began to omit large lasers through their mouths. The lasers were Green and cut through everything in their paths.

They then released some hybrid Tigerlions. We were all scared and hid behind the columns in the station. The Tigerlions were sniffing about. This is when we decided to use the Caramac bars and space raiders to our advantage. We smeared the Caramac on a train at the station along with ample supply of beef space raider crisps. This scent attracted the Tigerlions and then the train blew up.


Post by RG